Imagine you're sitting with a alien in a space travel agency looking at a globe.
As you point to the different countries the alien asks you to describe them because they want to visit Earth
Me: Well this one has got a lot of sand init, oh & they publicly stone women to death.
This one of here has a lot of jungle init, they like to cut the genitlas off little girls.
This one here has lots & lots of ppl init but not many women because this country likes to abort or murder its baby girls.
This country over here is super rich because its full of oil but women aren't allowed to enjoy that wealth. Women here are covered up head to toe & are forced to stay inside.
These two countries down here are great for surfing & BBQs however they have a habit of forming mobs that try to kill women.
This one here does epic sausages & beer also if you want to pay rape women this Is the country to go to.
This one over here is at war atm but still it has all the best wombs for rent, it's practically a cottage industry.. go, pick a womb & get your product in under a yr.
Now this one here has a few castles & is famous for its Whisky, they like to put male rapists in jail with women. Don't ever go there tho or you'll be looked up for wrong thing.
Now over here we have this huge bit of land, these ppl know what a woman is because a lot of them don't like it when women have abortions..the other half don't know what a woman is but want to cut up women & put their wombs into men so the men can experience abortions.
Alien: You know what? Maybe I won't go to earth.
Me: Good plan.
I think you need to be made chief intergalactic Officer for public relations.
I bet the aliens can't wait to meet us with our hydrogen bombs, striped toothpaste, fake plastic dog shit, and sneakers with lights in them.