Imagine you're sitting with a alien in a space travel agency looking at a globe. Thanks for reading Aja'saurus’s Newsletter! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work. As you point to the different countries the alien asks you to describe them because they want to visit Earth
I think you need to be made chief intergalactic Officer for public relations.
I bet the aliens can't wait to meet us with our hydrogen bombs, striped toothpaste, fake plastic dog shit, and sneakers with lights in them.